(Source: texas-redneck)

ghizus:

sin-sex-satan:

horrorwhore:

thenothingnessgoeshere:

maddij3:

sin-sex-satan:

shamie2000:

Yes please…

looks like this one got popular :P

I’ll reblog this every single time I see it. Hot as fuckkk.

Holy hell. That made me instantly wet.

GOD



Yes siirrr

ghizus:

sin-sex-satan:

horrorwhore:

thenothingnessgoeshere:

maddij3:

sin-sex-satan:

shamie2000:

Yes please…

looks like this one got popular :P

I’ll reblog this every single time I see it. Hot as fuckkk.

Holy hell. That made me instantly wet.

GOD

Yes siirrr

(via sin-sex-satan)

the-vashta-nerada:

ALRIGHT SO IT’S 2:30 IN THE MORNING AND I WAS JUST ABOUT TO FALL ASLEEP AND  THEN I SAT UP AND ALMOST SCREAMED BECAUSE I WAS STRUCK WITH REALIZATION AND I DISCOVERED THE ULTIMATE TRUTH OF THE UNIVERSE

TELETUBBIES ARE CALLED TELETUBBIES BECAUSE THEY HAVE TELEVISIONS IN THEIR STOMACHS

(via little-red-riding-dick)

bettywhite4ever:

Suddenly my entire life started to make sense…

bettywhite4ever:

Suddenly my entire life started to make sense…

(Source: andrewbelami, via little-red-riding-dick)

postllimit:

why iphones gotta take two million years to turn back on after they die like you plug em in and you’re all ready to start texting again but they’re like “nope. i gotta take some time for myself. figure out who i am. you hurt me too much the last time. let me think.”

(via little-red-riding-dick)

disappolnted:

vertical/personal/love♥

disappolnted:

vertical/personal/love♥

(Source: weheartit.com, via feellng)

disappolnted:

vertical/personal/love♥

disappolnted:

vertical/personal/love♥

(Source: weheartit.com, via feellng)

hot-country:

Thank God I’m a Country Boy

hot-country:

Thank God I’m a Country Boy

(via gunpowdernled)

"

It’s Monday,
and your hair is messy.
You haphazardly put on your jeans and shirt
as you moan about the day of the week -
and I love you.

It’s Tuesday,
and you’re stumbling your way around the room,
trying to sort out the things you have to do.
You stop to briefly kiss the freckles on my nose,
asking me about my day -
and I love you.

It’s Wednesday,
and you’re quietly sprawled on the couch.
You pat the spot next to you and pepper kisses on my hair
because it’s my least favorite day of the week (and you know it) -
and I love you.

It’s Thursday,
and you’re wondering what the weekend will bring,
but you’re still moaning about how
the week is going by too slow for your tastes -
and I love you.

It’s Friday,
and I’m surrounded by DVDs and snacks
you’ve prepared when I was gone.
You welcome me with blankets and warmth from your arms -
and I love you.

It’s Saturday,
and you’re feeling lazy.
You won’t let me leave your arms
(or is it the other way around?)
So you tuck me under your chin as we both wonder
how much time we have left
before sleep makes us miss each other’s faces -
and I love you.

It’s Sunday,
and there’s nothing much to say but
I love you.

"

  (via degenerate69)

(via gunpowdernled)

  • me: wow I'm fat
  • me: maybe I look ok
  • me: I AM PERFECT THE WAY I AM
  • me: I'm fucking disgusting I'm losing weight now
  • me: I am more than just my weight!
  • me: who the fuck cares about anything
  • me: I AM SO FAT.
  • me: idk curves are beautiful i am beautiful
  • me: i hate myself